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I could stay awake just to hear you breathing
Watch you smile while you are sleeping
While you're far away and dreaming
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
I could stay lost in this moment forever
Well, every moment spent with you
Is a moment I treasure
I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream would never do
I'd still miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a thing
Lying close to you
Feeling your heart beating
And I'm wondering what you're dreaming
Wondering if it's me you're seeing
Then I kiss your eyes and thank God we're together
And I just wanna stay with you
In this moment forever, forever and ever
I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream would never do
I'd still miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a thing
I don't wanna miss one smile
I don't wanna miss one kiss
Well, I just wanna be with you
Right here with you, just like this
I just wanna hold you close
Feel your heart so close to mine
And just stay here in this moment
For all the rest of time
Don't wanna close my eyes
Don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream would never do
'Cause I'd still miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a thing
I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream would never do
I'd still miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a thing
Don't wanna close my eyes
Don't wanna fall asleep, yeah
I don't wanna miss a thing
I don't wanna miss a thing

雨中街頭擁吻……
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都未有果3,5秒就被路過的汽車濺起既水潑濕左半身…….

女夭！

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我在想你

ROMANCE MATHAMETICS

Smart man + smart woman = Romance
Smart man + dumb woman = Affair
Dumb man + smart woman = Marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = Pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart emplyee = Profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = Production
Dumb boss + smart employee = Promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = Overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesnt need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him alittle.
To be happy with a women, you must lover her alot and not try to understand
her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are alot more
willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a women expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A women has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED.

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, “You’re next.” They stopped after I started doing the
same thing to them at funerals.

WOMEN’S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want

5. I am sorry = You’ll be sorry

6. We need to talk = You’re in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead = You better not

8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!

10. You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?

MEN’S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = Let’s have sex now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you.

8. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you.

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you.

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you.

11. I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit = I’m gay.

踏入聖誕小鎮內, 舉頭望向大螢幕, 我看見這麼樣的畫面…

啊…這是香港繽紛冬日節的傳情達意活動, 只要寫下自己的祝願便有機會顯示出來…這果然是一個求婚的好方法, 不知道這位黃小姐會不會看到呢?

良久, 看了很多不同的祝福和許願訊息之後, 我看見了…

看來黃小姐也有點心急了…

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我，在想你。

幸福車站 －－歐得洋

準備好了嗎 九月九號九點九分兩個人就要出發
不帶行李 也不帶牽掛 向幸福車站出發

你看窗外啊 像不像一張又一張飛過了莫內的畫
讓我眼睛也捨不得眨 都因為有你對吧

埃菲爾鐵塔都因為戀人的約定才浪漫的呀
不管到哪 只要我身邊有你就夠了 就夠了 就夠了

幸福車站要兩個人才能到達
票根是一句回答 說跟著我你就不怕
櫥窗裡那件白紗 何時為我穿上了它

幸福車站沒有王子騎著白馬
只有真心的傻瓜 在終點為你蓋個家
風雨都吹不垮 愛到有了白髮 You’re Still My Love

所有的戀人啊 幸福站快到了
別忘了真心啊 幸福站快到了
下站請帶著它 幸福站快到了

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到站了嗎？